Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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