I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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