S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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