I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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