Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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