The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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