I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
