Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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