Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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