Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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