god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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