; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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