I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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