I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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