my sisters under your porch take her home
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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