it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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