i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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