I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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