I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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