Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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