I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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