Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel