he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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