Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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