three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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