Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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