OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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