doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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