One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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