Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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