I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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