Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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