I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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not ubering you a puppy
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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