I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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