I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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