yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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