ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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