Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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