Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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