Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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