she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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