I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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