Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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