Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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