Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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