we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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