Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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