why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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