My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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