We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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