That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Randomize
