we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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