all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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