Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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